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1. To pick a fat girl up from a bar or club, take her home and fuck her. This almost always comes into play for a regular guy when he's been on a dry spell for awhile and has taken a hit to his confidence. Therefore, he goes out and bangs any fat chick that needs attention to boost his confidence and return him to his prior glory - going out to pick up hot sluts.

2. To bang one of the fat straggler chicks left at the bar or club late at night simply because your drunk and horny and all the hot chicks have gone home.
"Bro, there were no more hotties left at club last night so I had to stab a pig"
by No, I'm Cuddy13 May 24, 2009
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