St. Catharines

1. Located at 43.10N latitude and 79.15W longitude, one of the many urban centres in Southern Ontario, with beautiful residential neighbourhoods, a great shopping mall, and only a long tunnel away from Niagara Falls, where you can drop the kids off in the whale tank in Marineland and let the nice whales babysit them on their noses for the rest of the day, while you spend a spectacular night of sophisticated adult tourism shopping, riding the Maid of the Mist and the jetboats, hiking around the river gorge, or just standing and admiring Niagara Falls while taking in the friendly, carefree atmosphere of the city, and the stifling 90% humidity, which usually makes the temperature feel like 45 deg C.

2. A great place for kids to hunt snails all the day under the porch while the adults socialize in the pool, go to Chinese restaurants, one of the many immaculate coffee and donut shops, or cross-border shopping in New York. Also a place where you can easily become a rich, retired woman's considerably younger boytoy.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go on a road trip to St. Catharines?
Person 2: Okay, we'll go shopping, stay in a nice hotel, find some MILFs and have a beach party.

St. Catharines by screambloodygore September 24, 2005

St. Catharines

From elderly people who were here before the industrial revolution and think they're better than you to elderly call girls and the occasional junkie spinning on the sidewalk. Not a bad place to live but trying to find a job is like child pageantry. There are homeless people sleeping in places they really shouldn't. But still you'll see cars nicer than the one girl from high school who was friends with the football team. Theres plenty of places to shop but never enough parking, but who needs parking when driving in the city is confusing and the drivers here seem like they've been confused since they spoke out loud to read the dashboard to find the PRNDL.

Things you will see in public will elude your ability to describe them accurately. The perfect place to document cryptids.

I'm glad I moved to St. Catharines!

St. Catharines by MyDogWasCircumsized December 11, 2020

St. Catharines Stakeout 

When a taxi driver waits in the parking lot of a strip joint waiting for the drunk and high strippers to finish their shift. Upon exiting, the dancers are then offered a ride home in exchange for a hummer. (Common occurence in St.Catharines, a small town close to Niagara Falls Canada).

AKA: Cherry Picking, Shooting Fish in a Barrel

Dispatch: Jeff, we have a fair at the sixteen block of Grantham Plaza, over.

Jeff: Fuck off Doug! Im on a St. Catharines Stakeout right now.

St. Catharines Stakeout by Joe Mio September 5, 2008

St Catherines 

St Catherines is a school that is widely known for rich bitches. Beware of the Year 10s they are naughty girls that don’t give a shit about school for that whole year.

The only time the school cares about something is when “drama” happens. The teachers love the tea that goes around the school. Some teachers would probably fuck the students.

The Year 7s thinks they’re top notch because they hookup with random dudes at gavos. Which results in them bragging about it for ages. Year 8s think they go through the most shit out of everyone. Year 9s think they are amazing but they are actually slutty teens waiting to fuck. The year 10s think that drugs are cool and they think being addicted is normal. If you look up drugs and smoking the definition is Year 10s. The Year 10s are the most sassiest, they have the most crazy drama which happens to end in weird shit.. Year 11s are actually starting to care about school and the Year 12s think the rule the school.

Dude 1: oh, a St Catherines girl ready to fuck.
Girl: Sure.

St Catherines by hoeshaha June 2, 2019

St Catherine’s 

All girls school, some really sporty girls who are the “popular one”. Girls are either hoes or frigid. Really holy school.

Someone: what school does she go to?

Other person: oh the nunnery aka st Catherine’s

St Catherine’s by Fuck dem hoes May 19, 2019

The College Of St. Catherine

A Catholic, Liberal Arts, Women's College located in the Highland Park area of St Paul, Minnesota. The college was established in 1905 and has since developed into largest and most comprehensive Catholic college for women in the nation.
The College's alumni have soaring rates of moving onto graduate and professional programs and have a reputation for achieving positions management and leadership in their careers and communities.

Your Boss: "Give her the promotion, she went to The College Of St. Catherine"

Guy 1: "Check her out. She's brilliant, beautiful, and has a kick ass career."
Guy 2: "She must be a Katie"

The College Of St. Catherine by I'm_A_Katie June 1, 2006

ST CATHERINES 

typically goes to noosa. kookai! Scotchies xx. uses the faded filter!!!! uniform is ugly

oh you go to st catherines? do you know scotchies????

ST CATHERINES by 666thedevil October 15, 2018