I shit hole with lots of orange people there is also a man called Eugene who will chase u around the school also daddy duff will throw his custard cream shoes at ur head if u let someone in the door at lunch but don’t go in the extension toilets coz u will get dragged into some yr 9 rap video or will get a lung disease
A school where teachers don’t care if u get sa but do care if u don’t have ur blazer and Some yr 10s will try and be like road men but just cringe instead
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"