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Squisk

In 1936, a freak occurrence involving a be-tentacled cephalopod, a certain household cooking utensil and a kitchen sink resulted in the creation of the world's first ever Squisk. A being armed with both metallic whiskyness and an especially pointy head, it was too much of a drunkard for those of squid-kind to accept and yet too reminiscent of knives for the whisks to welcome as one of their kin. After wandering the New York City sewage system for many years, it finally found a home at a local oddities shop. Now popular among both culinary, scuba diving and alcoholics anonymous groups for its unique characteristics, the Squisk can be found at several New York locations.
One day, while bored, I decided to breed my culinary whisk with my pet squid; their offspring, the Squisk, has excellent swimming and cooking abilities.
by Harkat Lixon August 28, 2010
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Squishy Typing

When you spill your beverage into your keyboard and instead of draining it out, like a normal person, you continue typing like nothing happened much to the bemusement of those who witnessed the spill. Squishy Typing is no delicate matter and practitioners usually have an “Own It!” type mentality. Squishy Typers never tickle the keyboard like an Elmo doll on the cold Christmas morning of 1996. Rather, they opt to pound the keys with the renewed vigor of a frustrated Ludwig van Beethoven raging at the heavens during a tsunami.
Jo: Just picked up my coffee off the warmer as someone asked me a question. I swung around and bonked the edge of my monitor and dumped half the cup in my keyboard...

Levi: I'd like to be sympathetic, but I'm too busy laughing. Hopefully, it was a cheap-o, wired keyboard?

Jo: It is. It's a work keyboard so I’m just squishy typing now.

Levi: I smell a UD entry. Squishy Typing

Jo: Ew Ew!! I'll get Darren on it.

Jo: Confession: I may have baited you into the UD recommendation so I could incorporate our conversation into the example...

Levi: Haha. That makes sense.

Darren: Done.
by Darren Besert November 27, 2017
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street squish

Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent.
"Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."
by Running out of patience October 17, 2008
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squish

A squish is a platonic crush, one where you like someone and want to be close to them, but not in a romantic way.
I developed a squish on my best friend in high school.
by GeorgeWGeezil January 23, 2010
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squished up

A polite way of calling someone fat.
Mommy your not fat, your just squished up.
by Truthteller85 June 29, 2016
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Squishification

The Sigmoid function is a mathematical function having a characteristic "S"-shaped curve or sigmoid curve.

When the sigmoid function is used in AI Neural networks to calculate bias within the layers of a Neural network this function is repeated and calculated for each neuron. The function must be simplified (or squished) to result in a usable function that can be used to program an AI software program.
In order to simplify the use of these functions, sigmoid function weights and activations are organized into columns into vectors resulting in a matrix vector product which will be the bias vector, as a final step the sigmoid is wrapped around the vector function. The results of these vectors can be symbolically represented in a simplified function, which then can be used to communicate the full transition of activations from one layer of the neural network to the next in a Squishified Sigmoid function.
the bias is in effect prior to the Sigmoid function’s ‘squishification’.
by Archii May 7, 2019
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thigh squish

When thigh fat is visibly squished in by stockings or long socks. The uncovered part of the thigh will look thiccer than the covered part making it look like the thigh is "squished." Thigh squishes often appear on anime/hentai school girl characters.
If you have a thigh fetish, seeing a thigh squish will probably make you go crazy.
by pixelvince April 28, 2021
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