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Squirt’n Dirt

The shits. Explosive shits no less. Massive diarrhea.
I don’t know what I ate but something made me start squirt’n dirt. It hasn’t stopped.

What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.

I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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