by Gianluca M November 3, 2017
To take a crap. End of story.
by CaWe March 21, 2004
The spread legged shuffle a girl does after sex on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any semen before making it to the shower/toilet.
Oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we've had sex. I totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there.
by Sexasauras September 29, 2012