The attempt by squares to brainwash Legends and subsequently rid them of their wit, charisma, ism and forward-thinking ability to go against established norms and buck the system. Squarerrorists come in many shapes and sizes, but ultimately they are generally not about that life and do everything they can to ensure that no one else will be either.
My company wants us to do some unpaid OT, they are all about that squarerrorism.
That squarerrorist is over their hating on swag and promotion squarerrorism.
A guy who you want to spend every waking hour with. Whenever you are away from him you cannot get him off your mind.
Every time you are with him you do not want to leave. He is loving, caring, artistic, tall, handsome, and everything you never knew you were looking for.
He is someone that you have an undeniable connection with. He is the one.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.