Spootum

When your ho is suckin' your thang and you start to get off, you smack her in the back of her head, causing her to choke. The material she hacks up = SPOOTUM.

When Brendan said the word spootum in class, Louise giggled.

by ElliotMIA September 16, 2010

Spookum

A generally small but spooky apparition or creature that frightens small children. Also referred to as a bielzibub or a creepling

Jack: Hey, what's wrong with you?

John: I got freaked out by a Spookum in my basement

by Bushdid420 August 22, 2016

spoofumentary

A film that spoofs the documentary genre

Spinal Tap is truly the granddaddy of the spoofumentary genre

by markrp April 8, 2010

spookum

Really sturdy and strong. Saw this word on the tree house show. They said this word is used in the northwest

This bridge must be spookum!

by Lilly36 January 27, 2014

Spottum

A Spotty Bottom. A bottom that has spots on it.

Matthew has a Spottum. Eurgh I just smelt your spottum! That Spottum is huge, that is one huge spottum, that is one spotty spottum.

by Matt, Kat, Nath January 15, 2008

snootums

A term of enderment for a pet dog with a snout usually a Labradour who is very nosey, especially around food.

Hector (black lab) nosing in the bin 'come on snootums out of there'
Andrew opening the boot of car and Hector nosing in 'awwww he is such a snootums'
'come on snootums diner!'
'leave it snootums'

by Hannah jane July 4, 2007