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Sponge cunt 

A person, generally female, who leeches money, drugs, food, car rides or anything else they can get from other people. They expect others to drop everything they're doing and give up their social lives and money to cater to their whims. They don’t give or do anything for anyone else and bitch and complain all the time. They suck the life and resources out of others like a sponge and act like a cunt while doing so.
Person 1: Man, Erik is never around anymore. He’s always with Cortney, but all she does is make him drive her around and buy her weed. Then she bitches at him all the time and doesn’t even pitch in for gas.

Person 2:Yeah, she’s a real sponge cunt.
Sponge cunt by Joltzi December 20, 2010
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cunt sponge 

My mom has been bitchy lately, I think someone needs to change her cunt sponge.
cunt sponge by Jnup August 15, 2006

Cunt Sponge 

An insult.

Defined, it's a sponge used to soak up cunt juices - mainly the cunts own 'lubrication'.

Ergo, the person the insult is fired at is the sponge.
Cunt Sponge by Maryy December 27, 2007

Cunt splonge

boo ya! cunt insult

or

genital flan type infection ;)
''fuck you, you cunt splonge"

or

doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'

female 'my cunt is all splongey'
Cunt splonge by stace'cunt'osaurus November 15, 2011

spongecunt 

A person so unpleasant their mere presence causes nausea.
That guy is a total spongecunt
spongecunt by Zoton February 12, 2004

Spongocunt 

Used to describe an individual whom partakes in the utmost idiotic situations
Why the fuck didn't you log in to the ubisoft servers you spongocunt!
Spongocunt by TJOBZ September 23, 2021

spongocunt 

The mix of the words "Spongo" and "Cunt" to undermine and ridicule any indusvidual in question.
"Wow. you really are a Spongocunt Tjobz..."
spongocunt by fuckingdeeney October 7, 2021
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