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Sexy ass human that stream a virtual basketball game on Twitch.TV, Spends most of his time talking to middle aged women at the local subway in hopes to find love. Splyze is also a very talented massage therapist.
fuck splyze hes a shit cunt
Splyze by 2kInteractive December 1, 2020
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A huge behemoth that handles an axe and controls fire
Spryzens are awesome
Spryzen by I am d one May 5, 2018
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I want to go in bed with Slyze tonight, he treats me well.
Slyze by Doglan Slyzie October 25, 2017
derived from the original word, Jize

Means to be absolutely thrilled with something (verb)
I would splize my face off if I got 2 B's this semester.

How was that party last night? We splized
Splize by lakeloch April 22, 2019

Splazers 

A gametype in Halo 3 where the only weapons one gets is a Spartan Laser and a Magnum
"Splazers? WTF I CAME TO PLAY TEAM SNIPERS! I'm going back to Quake."
Splazers by Alpha277 October 17, 2008
An abbreviation for the Spartan Laser in Halo 3.It was coined by a friend of mine named Josh Glaze.
You"d00d, wtf, how'd you own both of us at the same time"
me"zapped ur arse with teh splazer noob"
splazer by Tekk the slayer November 25, 2007
a heightend level of intoxication beyond just being blazed. usually involves alcohol. similar to being twisted, crunk, blitzed, or yammered.
yo i'm diesss splazed off that Jack and those Ls. grab me a yeungy.
splazed by HuckFinn08 March 10, 2009
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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