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a hot.. sexy man.. that has big brown eyes that give anyone a boner, even women. his smile will melt you and you will fucking shred to pieces because he is a sexy
he has a fat ass and can throw it back
y/n: ayo wagwan.. i saw a sexy ass man yesterday!
me: that was definitely sploox/matias/matt/mat!!! he is so sexy even a lesbian will fall for him and his FAT ASS
Sploox by splooxlover24 October 13, 2020
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to play the popular Nintendo game "Splatoon"
"Hey Jeff, wanna sploon?"
*Jeff leaves room*
Sploon by HeckinBrandon February 3, 2018
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Kim Jong-Splooge 

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.
Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!
When an animal, generally dogs, lay on their stomachs with their hind legs stretched outward or behind them
Sploot by Milkycunt69 June 26, 2019
pupy pictue he"s pupy abd hes screaning and hes a pupy thak you
hi sploob
sploob by hi12345678920 October 8, 2020

splooge stick 

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock
Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick
splooge stick by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015
a sudden outbreak of jizz,or cum coming from an erect penis
i almost splooged when i saw that sexy girl
splooge by sploogman101 April 22, 2010