Sploox

a hot.. sexy man.. that has big brown eyes that give anyone a boner, even women. his smile will melt you and you will fucking shred to pieces because he is a sexy
he has a fat ass and can throw it back

y/n: ayo wagwan.. i saw a sexy ass man yesterday!
me: that was definitely sploox/matias/matt/mat!!! he is so sexy even a lesbian will fall for him and his FAT ASS

Sploox by splooxlover24 October 13, 2020

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Sploon

to play the popular Nintendo game "Splatoon"

"Hey Jeff, wanna sploon?"
*Jeff leaves room*

Sploon by HeckinBrandon February 3, 2018

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Kim Jong-Splooge

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

Kim Jong-Splooge by big boy man March 2, 2019

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Sploot

When an animal, generally dogs, lay on their stomachs with their hind legs stretched outward or behind them

Billie fell asleep while splooting

Sploot by Milkycunt69 June 26, 2019

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sploob

pupy pictue he"s pupy abd hes screaning and hes a pupy thak you

hi sploob

sploob by hi12345678920 October 8, 2020

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splooge stick

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock

Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick

splooge stick by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015

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splooge

a sudden outbreak of jizz,or cum coming from an erect penis

i almost splooged when i saw that sexy girl

splooge by sploogman101 April 22, 2010

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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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