Splendejo

Moron at your local coffee joint blocking the condiment stand. All you want is a packet of sugar, but he stands there for 5 minutes fine tuning his extra large mocha fagachino with Splenda and skim milk.

I just wanted a little cream for my morning coffee, but this splendejo wouldn't move to the side.

Splendejo by Nawtyflier May 26, 2010

splendiforous 

very wonderful

His wife is splendiforous!

splendiforous by Starchylde December 21, 2014

splenderfuckingrific 

a term that is used to express that something is most excellent, or to express extreme disappointment in a sarcastic manner.

1) traffic is backed up for the next 10 miles....oh that is just splenderfuckingrific!

2) Candy wants to suck your cock! Wow, that is splenderfuckingrific!

splenderfuckingrific by jeffrey herrschaft March 15, 2008

Splendo 

A posh twat who likes showing of with expensive shit.

(James steps out of Rodd & Gunn with a new apricot coloured knit draped over his shoulders )

Edward: "you're such a fuking splendo poof James".

Splendo by Clamjunky May 30, 2018

splunderous 

There is no acutal meaning to this word. It is meant so that you can say something without actually saying something. A word for politicians.

My day was splunderous.

splunderous by Kyle Rickert July 19, 2003

Reverse Splenderson

1. When your pour a packet of Splenda on your penis while engaging in sexual activities (can also coincide with the use of 2 cigars)

2. A mythical white claw flavor

As he made his way to the bedroom, he grabbed a Splenda packet and sprinkled it on his penis. As he went in for the thrust, the reverse splenderson was complete.

Reverse Splenderson by URSPECIALK99 June 2, 2020

splendorous 

adj: something beautiful; glorious; magnificent

Have a splendorous day!!

splendorous by Stretch Boogie Foot September 24, 2009