Splaak

1) Part of a world-wide movement. Splaak n' splash, splaak fest, etc.

2) To bust a fat nutt on twerk world wide.

I'm bout to hit up vegas this weekend and see how many twerks I can splaak.

Splaak by Splaakaveli February 17, 2010

Splaak Movement 

A group of young gunnas who travel across the world to all the major cities and events for the purpose of getting splaaked out. They keep count cof how many twerks they can splaak in each destination, and all of their splaak stories. The splaak symbol is sent via text or picture mail to document an act of splaakness.

Every year the splaak movement splaakers go on a trip to Las Vegas an try and splaak as many twerks as possible. From pounding twerk from the back over looking famous pool parties, to getting head in the stair well at club VooDoo.

Splaak Movement by Splaakaveli tha don March 19, 2011

splaksh 

It is used when there is something in your mouth and you try to speak and nothing comes out but this noise just shows up.

Me (has a mouth guard on and trying to speak): *Splaksh*
Friend: what are you trying to do?

splaksh by random word generator March 22, 2022

splankers 

Splankers means rad, cool, wicked, absolutely brillo-dillo. The Fonz is max splankers.

Woah! Clyde just pulled a splankers 360 inward heelflip!

splankers by Keefaz December 13, 2018

splacktastical 

Something that is better than anything you've ever seen before. Amazing.

Those gray Nike shoes are splacktastical.

splacktastical by SaltySnit April 13, 2017

splankers 

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.

Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!

splankers by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018

Spleak 

Spleak is a chatbot, which is fun but not as fun as SmarterChild because it has less programmed responses.

Matt: My leg, my leg... Call 9-1-1
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.
Spleak: You think I should do that?
Matt: Oh God, the pain!
Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.
Matt: Oh please help.
Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?
Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?
Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.
Spleak: Very interesting.
Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Spleak: You were?

Spleak by matt007 June 24, 2007