Spider Shit 

A process in which two people defecate in the same toilet; achieved as one person straddles the other (like a spider swing), and defecates through the empty space in front of the other's crotch.

I couldn't hold it, so we took a spider shit.

Spider Shit by Gomerj84 January 16, 2010

Spider Shit 

The act of taking a shit and having your poop stick to the inside of the bowl, never showing signs of leaving, Just like spiderman's web.

After chipotle I took a shit, it turned out to be a spider shit and now i need to scrape it off with a rock.

Spider Shit by Deadrablade September 20, 2014

spider shits 

When two people cross legs (one person's left and one person's right) while sitting on the same toilet and shit at the same time. Completion without laughter means the two people are soulmates.

"Charles and I engaged in spider shits without laughing. I had no idea I was gay."

spider shits by Luis Espiezi June 20, 2012

The shitsy bitchsy spider 

A play on words of the “itsy bitsy spider” nursery rhyme.

/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/‘Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/

The shitsy bitchsy spider by J\ July 10, 2023

Spiderspit 

1.A some-what mythical creature. Looks of a fat boy with the nose of a pig and has uncontrollable drooling problems.

Said to have problems with girls and cannot dance.

2. An absolutly replusive person.

1. girl1; "How was your date with Jimmm?"
girl2; "Oh no, we went dancing and Jimmm was such a spiderspit, I had to ditch him."

2. I would never love a spiderspit, he's too ugly, and trust me, he's a baaaaad kisser. :/

Spiderspit by HayWal February 21, 2009

Shitty Slider 

When you lube up your dick and you slide it into someone's shit filled ass

I just gave keighten a shitty slider

Shitty Slider by Viridianhero June 1, 2024

Shitty Slider 

When you lube up your dick with someone's shit and fuck their shit filled asshole

Logan: "It was great giving Lukas a shitty slider last night!"
Lukas: "Oh yes! Skibidi dip dip get in me!"

Shitty Slider by Viridianhero July 1, 2024