Sperm Castle 

Sperm Castles are constructed by bored/jobless whores who suck off multiple guys a day and spit their loads into the individual compartments of an ice tray. They then freeze the sperm and create Sperm Cubes. Sperm Cubes are then used by the whore to construct miniature castles which are either gifted to friends or sold. Prices vary on design intricacy and also based on how many different types of ethnicity are represented in the castle's semen makeup. The greater the variety in semen, the more expensive the castle goes for on the market.

The Sperm Castle Foundation is in the process of of constructing a life-size sperm castle hotel, where guests can pay a premium rate per night. The hotel is said to have (9) sperm cube bars, (144) sperm cube igloos, and multiple sperm luge rides. It is the foundation's hope to break the records set by the original Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi, Sweden.

"Where is that whore?"
"She's at home making sperm castles."

"Why didn't Dillon come out tonight?"
"He's helping Cassie build a sperm castle."

"Hey, where are you going with my load?"
*Spit* "I am collecting it for my sperm castle."

Sperm Castle by Sperm Castle Inc. January 31, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007