Sparkyism

The lifestyle of thinking similarly to a amazing teenager.

" Dude! Do you have a religion?! " " No dude, I follow the ways of Sparkyism?!" " Dude?! Whats that?" " It means I plan to have a future and accept responsibilities even at my youthful age. "

by Sparkyism September 28, 2008

spankism

A religion, the practitioners of which believe that spanking is the only way to enlightenment.

He used to be a Catholic minister, but he converted to Spankism after he found out that there are no celibacy rules for Spankists.

by SpankistMinister December 28, 2008

sparkish

When something is annoying, referring to the piece of Ignite Realtime software.

<Tom> Man, this computer is being really sparkish
<Tim> lol whats it doing
<Tom>It crashed...

by Pilif12p1 July 15, 2009

sparksmosa

A delicious, sweet, and invigorating beverage. Suitable for any time of the day.
50% Sparks, 50% Champagne

Ross was tired and looking sluggish after his last ultimate frisbee game. But after a Nalgene full of sparksmosa, he was ready to go back to work.

by Last Call 38 October 8, 2007

Sharkism

The belief that being a San Jose Sharks fan, is a religion.

forget Catholicism, I study Sharkism!

by nebhogan November 2, 2011

Sparksmcnoodle

1. A pretty girl, and/or guy. 2. A silly thing, usually a noun, to displace swear words.

1. Hey, you speacial sparksmcnoodle. 2. Shut the sparksmcnoodle up! Sparksmcnoodle that, I'm leaving! Son of a sparksmcnoodle!

by Lana. January 31, 2006

sparksium

Having a sparks and a valium.

I had a bad day at work so i had a sparksium when i got home.

by hj333 April 8, 2009