Spaq

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The remaining dried-on semen left on a fabric after ejaculation. When the "wet-patch" after sex/masturbation dries, it forms Spaq.

Eww, there's spaq on the quilt! Who was sleeping here last night!?

Clean up the wet spot! We don't want any spaq!

Spaq by Brian Irons October 3, 2008

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spaqueef

this word is a loud exclamation used by many northern Minnesotans to express nearly anything, from just letting out steam to ridiculing someone. no one knows the true meaning but when you are called it you know its offensive.

1. SPAQUEEF!!!

2.russ is such a spaqueef

spaqueef by chalupaa February 25, 2010

Related Words

Spaq • SPAQA • spaqarium • spaqimja • spaqueef

SPAQA

This is the modern response to those who still believe there is no such thing as a stupid question.

If there are no stupid questions then answer me this riddle:

"What would you call the questions that stupid people ask?"
Because "Stupid People Ask Questions Also."

SPAQA= "Stupid People Ask Questions Also."

There is no need to explain to the dipshits who say there are no stupid questions.

Just pronounce it as a word SPAQA
Unless they ask what SPAQA means.

Then you just give them a stupid look and say, "Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also."

Bill: Hey, Jeff, if you don't understand me just ask a question because there is no such thing as a stupid question.

Jeff: SPAQA
Bill: (looking puzzled) what?
Jeff: SPAQA
Bill: what the hell is SPAQA?
Jeff: I see you did not understand me and asked that question. Well, Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also.

SPAQA by Spiritual-Master February 16, 2022

spaqimja

Spaqimja eshte nje smundje vdekjeprurse e cila vret mbi 10m simpa ne vet

Shumica e shqiptarve vuajn. Nga spaqimja
Ju lutem kontaktoni mjekun nese keni simptoma si

Quarja e karit e madhe
Pidhi i lagur (minimum 1L leng)
Kruarja e boleve dhe pidhit

Bir mka rrok spaqimja
Bir deka per pidh
Shoqe pidhi lesh pom. Qet qe sa smkan qi

spaqimja by Driilon June 12, 2023

spaqarium

When a middle aged guy cums in a woman and his fishes are not up to full caliber anymore. She is a walking spaqarium.

"Jason didn't pull out and has made his Mrs a walking spaqarium"

spaqarium by Lizzy H 38 August 22, 2023

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026