Sovan 

Sovan is friendly, poised, kind, and reserved nature. He is a private person, it is a challenge for others to get to know and understand, and his reticence has caused him to suffer aloneness and misunderstandings. He would like to be easy-going and spontaneous but it does not come easily. The mysteries of life appeal to him in his search for an understanding of the greater picture of life. Sovan can display immense levels of concentration for medium amounts of time. He also sometimes refers to himself in the third person.

"Ever thought about what's going on in Sovan's head?"

I spoke with Sovan yesterday, turns out he's super chill.

Sovan by blamemybrothers July 26, 2018

turd savant

Someone who demonstrates extraordinary skill and knowledge about anything related to poop.

That turd savant could smell your shit blindfolded and tell you what you ate for breakfast!

turd savant by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

lazy savant

One who is a genius, but also spends most of their time in bed.

Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.

Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.

"That lazy savant guy on twitter just bested me in a battle of wits, as is his habit."

"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."

lazy savant by Jaythenerdkid September 22, 2013

Study Hall Savant 

A young, ignorant know it all.

Sydney was an expert on everything at his school and on the net, a true study hall savant.

Study Hall Savant by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Sovany 

Sovany is a straight up, beautiful girl. She's popular, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. She is friendly to anyone she meets and a loyal friend. She seems to get hurt a lot but still looks for "the one". Sovany has a great figure and likes to be in the best shape. When you find an Sovany, never let go because once she's gone... you can't get her back.
"dayummm did you see Sovany today? she's looking hella fine!"

"see that pretty girl? she has to be an Sovany."

Buy Sovany Starbucks and Shoes

Sovany by Vanessa8901 August 26, 2013

alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

alcoholic savant by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009

titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

titiot savant by theinstigator December 15, 2013