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South Carolinian 

-Knows only 3 seasons-Summer, Hurricane season, and Construction season
-Always is made fun of because of their accent
-Only drinks sweet tea
-Some are Ohioans hopping on the Clemson bandwagon
-Has to turn on the AC in the middle of January
-Complains about too many tourists
-Can be seen driving a lifted truck blasting country music
-Says that the most northern that they have been to is North Carolina
-Orders everything fried with a side of collards
-Has to make his/her child's Halloween costume a tank top
-Has been to Norway, Denmark, and Sweeden, South Carolina
The South Carolinian is drinking sweet tea listining to country music
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Teenage South Carolinian 

One of the 1/5 Americans who cannot locate the United States on a map because they don't have a map and because our education in South Africa and the Iraq should help the US.
"Dude, I ran into someone today who didn't have a map and couldn't locate the US."

"They must be a Teenage South Carolinian."

South Carolina Smoker

When you fart in a tent and close up all the windows so that the next person who comes in walks into a hot, smelly wall of shit.
We went camping the other day and I ate a lot of beans so I pulled a South Carolina Smoker on my girlfriend and nearly made her puke.

Miss South Carolina 

A title associated with Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA Pageant 2007, made famous by her answer to the following question asked by Amiee Teegarden:

"Recent polls have shown a fifth of American's can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

To which Miss South Carolina replied:

"I personally believe that U.S. American's are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
I am so jealous that Miss South Carolina has been everywhere like such as!
Miss South Carolina by Rosse September 28, 2007

Miss South Carolina 

That fucking miss South Carolina bitch could not be dumber.
Miss South Carolina by Cloudwacher22 December 24, 2007

South Carolina 

You know you're from South Carolina when
-The Interstate is i95 or i20
-It's always humid and 95 degrees in the summer
-In the winter it's 12 degrees and snowing one day and sunny and 68 the next
-The beach is Garden City/Surfside rarely is it Myrtle Beach
-You're upstate or the low country
-There is nothing to do because of no big cities so netflix is your bff
-It's not clemzon it's pronounced clempson
(we're also not all poor and uneducated, and yes it snows)
South Carolina is a hot state, but the beaches aren't that bad I'll admit.
South Carolina by manhattan August 13, 2014

University of South Carolina 

A school in a town designed for college kids. Within a mile radius, you can make a fake ID at Kinko's, buy a bottle of everclear at Greene's, mix it with a Sonic slushy, sell your plasma for bar money, and head to Five Points. From there you can get arrested, taken to the Richland County Jail and can walk to the football stadium for the game the next day if your friends don't bail you out in time. Whoever designed this college and city knew what they were doing. And whoever came up with the mascot -- well, wherever that person is, I'm sure he's still smiling about it.
Wow, I loved drinking in Five Points when I visited the University of South Carolina.