Sourkraus 

Someone that is acting sour and bitter like sourkraut. Similar to sourpus, but emphasizing german ancestry. Promotes synergy with on going Nazi jokes.

syn. buzz kill, Mr. Grumpy Gills, lame ass

Krista: I don't want to go out.
Peter: How about instead being such a sourkraus, being awesome?
-Krista, with hair braided in german buns, backhands Peter-
Disoriented Peter: I'm a honey?

Sourkraus by Mr. Flintstone June 8, 2010

saurkraut 

What German eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

"Adolf! Share some of your saurkraut with Issac and Shlomo"

saurkraut by jared samsonite November 14, 2003

saurkraut 

That sour-ish, vinagery-tasting, cabbage food that makes you fart like a geyser.

I just ate a pound of saurkraut. Word Life. Now I have an aura about me that smells of bad.

saurkraut by SHIBBY-ONE April 16, 2005

saurkraut 

A grumpy German; someone who woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Don't be such a saurkraut, Adolf! Come on, let's see a smile. :-)

saurkraut by Curious Magician May 17, 2008

hairy saurkraut 

1. an ass with soo much hair up the crack it looks like a hot dog bun with saurkraut
2. a harry potter looking guy from belarus' ass

Skouns ass looks like a hot dog bun with Hairy Saurkraut!!

hairy saurkraut by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

sourkraut

1. An angry german

2. someone who is being nazi-ish

angry german/ nazi-ish man: AHHHHH! FUCK THIS COMPUTER!!!

MAN: Uh oh! looks like sombody's bein' a sourkraut

sourkraut by Deepfriedgorrila uppercut March 5, 2011

saurkraut 

When a guy spreads vinegar on the girl's lips and then he farts in her mouth. Fricken sweet huh?

"Man last night i gave Wendy I gave Wendy the stinkiest saurkraut ever!"

saurkraut by Katie.xo April 26, 2006