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Soulitis 

The feeling that overcomes one's soul. The feeling of sadness and the will to live is so weakened that you feel like you cannot possibly go on. Usually takes over your soul so slowly you do not know you have it until it is too late and you are overcome . Usually can be cured with a vacation of your choice.
A: Why did you come to class today?
B: I needed a break. My soul was sick.
A: Sounds like you came down with some soulitis :(
Soulitis by QueenE1317 May 23, 2011
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soulitis 

A horrible, incurable infectious disease stemming from the TSA member Soul, thirty-year consecutive winner of the World Forehead Typing Championships. Once infected, the host will be unable to correctly, accurately or with any speed type anything at all. Usually expressed with "ffs soulitis" and is mainly present in the Tal Shiar Alliance IRC channel, though it may spread to any person or location spontaneously.
<+Arioch> looks like i'll get 71-78 pray without touching a bonr. <+Arioch> ffs soulitis
soulitis by Orc-TSA January 18, 2010
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
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*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
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