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Chris Sorrentino 

1. Lightweight who can't get it up and likes anal sex.
2. Someone prone to yelling when he is just trying to talk.
3. That bro in your dorm no one likes.
"Sorry, girl, I can't get it up"-Bro Fag
"Wow, you're such a Chris Sorrentino"-Slutty Girl
Chris Sorrentino by TheKimmer September 7, 2010
an apesman conquistador in search of bgold
as a sorrenti i much enjoy finding a hidden bgold deep in the amazon jungle
sorrenti by brotherS January 25, 2009

Sorrentino

The best last name in the world. It's Italian.
The Sorrentino family is so kick ass and talented.
Sorrentino by JoelleRose December 23, 2008

Sorrenti Smartarse 

Sorr-en-ti Smart-arse
-noun

1. To act like one Stacey Sorrenti.
2. To use language in order to seem humorous towards males.

Pioneered by Australian Stacey Sorrenti in 2004, and still in use today in regions of Sydney's Greater West.

Words or phrases used by younger female friends towards older males in regards to every day events, scenarios or situations that have a sarcastic vibe/tone are included under Sorrenti Smartarseness.

Origin:
bef. 1050; (v.) ME smerten, OE -smeortan (only in the compound fyrsmeortende painful like fire), c. OHG smerzanayz (G schmerzenarse); (adj.) ME smerte, smart quick, prompt, sharp, arse, buttocks, behind, butt orig., biting, smarting, late OE smearte, akin to the v.; (adv. and n.) ME smerte, deriv. of the adj.
"But then again, unless it has sex, drugs, or cuban porn, it probably wouldn't blip up on your radar." - Sorrenti Smartarse.

Sorrectly 

Correcting someone in an apologetic manner.
Neil: "Brexit is such a terrible idea that will bankrupt us all"

Nigel: "Your right"

Neil: "Sorrectly speaking: You're right"
Sorrectly by lizardofthecoast December 2, 2019

sorrentino bambino

sexual action in which a man or woman eats out another man or woman's anus. while doing this the person recieving the action will fart into the other's mouth. the person doing the action sucks it up in their mouth and swallows
a man using the sorrentino bambino will eat out a farting man's anal hole