Sophistiot 

Sophistiot
- Sophist-iot {so-fist-iot}
- Noun
- From the English "Sophist" and the English "Idiot"

A person who relies upon the logical fallacy of “Argumentum ad Logicam” to not only suggest an argument is false, but to passively-aggressively defame the individual presenting said argument.

Often associated with college-aged individuals currently (or recently) enrolled in an introduction to logic course, sophistiots troll online communities in the hopes of engaging members in self-affirming argumentation. The sophistiot’s minimal exposure to the concepts of logical argumentation engenders a false sense of “mastery” of the art. In individuals with narcissistic personalities (see Narcissistic Personality Disorder), this minimal exposure to the rhetorical field emboldens their, incorrect, belief in their own intellectual superiority and self worth.

John is such a sophistiot.

Sophistiot by SirKeats December 9, 2008

Sophisti-Sexy

adj. sexy, yet sophisticated; being sexy with class; tastefully appealing to the opposite sex.

Showin every inch of ya goodies is skanky; wearing a clothes that accentuate your silhouette and compliment your assets yet leaving something to the imagination, thats sophisti-sexy.

Sophisti-Sexy by WilliamsWifey03 February 22, 2007

Sophistifucked

Taking something sophisticated and fucking it up- like drinking a fine wine out of a teacup

That is so sophistifucked

Sophistifucked by HeydyHey August 28, 2010

bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

bowling shoe sophisticate by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

sophisticat 

A sophisticated, super cool cat who can make this face --> :3

A dude: "Look at that guy! He's such a sophisticat."
Another dude: "Dude yea he is! Look at his face!"
Sophisticat: ":3"

sophisticat by MAKE_THIS_FACE!_:3 July 11, 2010

Sophistifuture 

A style or aesthetic of crisp shades of grey and minimalism, giving off a feeling of aristocratic cash money.

Sophistifuture, indeed

Sophistifuture by Incongrue November 24, 2021

Sophisticated 

The opposite behavior of 98% of the population below age 21.

Sophistication is a mix of knowing when a joke's over, caring somewhat about the consequences of your actions, talking about something of reasonable importance, having a good dose of common sense, not letting your immediate reactions control your life, knowing how much information is TOO much information, and not wearing wearing your jeans lower than your underwear.

Sophistiated: "Hi, Jenna. It's great to hear from you again! Yes, I'd love to come over for dinner, thanks. 6:30 works perfectly. I'll see you there!"

Unsophisticated. "Oh em gee. JENNA! Wow...like...WOW. I can so so not believe it's you, like, omigosh! Can I like...stop by or something? 'Cause my ex is in town, and he's SOOOOOOOOOO annoying. Like, stalker-ish annoying. It's sort of freaky -- hey, hello?! Like, are you still there?"

Sophisticated e-mail: Ms. Thompson, I will not be in your 4th period history class today because of an illness I've contracted. Can you please send the homework assignment to me? Thanks, Corina.

Unsophisticated e-mail: ummmmmmmmm hi ms t this is corina and im sick so liek i cant come to class and i need the hw k bai

Sophisticated by Just somebody. February 21, 2007