Sonictard 

Kids who think Sonic hedgehog is unbeatable.They also seem to ignore any evidence showing Sonic is not unbeatable no matter how much you show them.

Sonictard:"Sonic is omnipotent!"
Non-Sonictard:"Lol,you're just a Sonictard!"

Sonictard by godzillamage December 23, 2014

Sonicare toothbrush dating method

The Sonicare toothbrush dating method is a dating method developed by Nicki S. This approach to dating involves having a list of specific dating criteria and sticking to the list no matter how superficial, specific, ridiculous, or unobtainable the criteria may seem. The goals of this method include ensuring that you never settle for anything that you do not want in a life partner and guaranteeing that you chose someone who fits you, matches what you bring to the table, and embodies what you most desire in life. Examples of criteria that have been established with this method include owning a Sonicare toothbrush, having a Costco membership, lifting weights regularly, and being familiar with focaccia.

"Wow, Nicki has such a catch of a husband and a beautiful life partnership! How do I settle down with someone like that?" "Well, it may take years of using the Sonicare toothbrush dating method, but with persistence and dedication, it works!"

Sonicare toothbrush dating method by BurningBrook June 28, 2022

soctard 

A combination of 'Social' and 'Retard'. Namely referring to those who lack the ability to relate socially to others. Commonly found in the auditing and accounting communities, a 'soctard' frequently fails to appreciate that they have an unpleasant and unlikeable way of communicating.

"I want to view your purchases ledger for the month to April 15th. What do you mean you don't have it? Where is it kept? What internal procedures do you have in place to monitor who views it? None? NONE?!"

"You're a soctard."

soctard by Warren Meech April 15, 2008

Sontard 

Sontard is the oldest child of youtubers Shaycarl and Katilette. He is the older brother of Princesstard, Babytard, and Rocktard. As the eldest child, Sontard is a very loving older bro and looks out for all his younger siblings. He definitely looks up to his father in a lot of ways and will prove to be a great man someday.

Of all things, Sontard definitely knows how to bust some moves. He will break out dancing anytime, anywhere. His specialty is definitely the worm. Sontard is also mad G and loves hip hop. All the girls in his class like him, leading him to wonder "how did I get so handsome?"

Some of his other hobbies include chasing his sister around the house and playing sports. He's probably the buffest, coolest, more awesome 1st grader you'll ever meet.

Person 1: WHOA! Is that Sontard doing the worm dance and being cool and sh**?!

Person 2: Hell yeah, bro!

Sontard: I'll do the worm dance anytime and anywhere I go!
Person: Prove it.
Sontard: *breaks down and does the sickest worm dance in history*
Person: EPIC!

Sontard by ilovemypuppyjenna97 August 19, 2011

spictard

A bad term to describe a hispanic person with mental problems.

Hey pappi, you a spictard.

spictard by boltneck1223454 May 12, 2008

sonicare 

a high end electric tooth brush. the sonicare also has high and low levels of vibrations for sensitive gums or other parts of your body. i highly recommend as an alternative to the vibrator .

girl: ooooh yes YES YES!! (grabs sheets and grits teeth)
guy: am i really doing all that?
girl: i wish! no, it's my sonicare!!

sonicare by Sexual October 23, 2005

Songtard 

n.
1) An individual singing a retarded song.
2) An individual singing a good song in a retarded manner.

1 (upon hearing a guy singing, for example, a Celine Dion song)
"Oh man, he is such a Songtard"

Songtard by Zzag March 12, 2008