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soft-shoe 

A large, black genius who crushes anybody who dares to appose him. Also, a potential cult-leader.
Tom: Did you see that soft-shoe on "Hannity and Colmes" last night?

Mike: Yeah! He made that doctor look like the thin-skinned, low-rent faggot he is!

soft shoe toby 

cockney slang . toby jug = mug
look at that soft shoe toby over there
soft shoe toby by samrodneypants January 22, 2009

soft shoe shuffle 

She soft shoe shuffle (d)

to get that account!

Butt kisser

ex:fecal matter lips...

ex: bend over backwards
soft shoe shuffle by Honeypot3691 December 6, 2017

delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.
Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026