Soft As Fuck

The opposite of Hard as Fuck. Used to describe a person or situation as weak, pussy like or just really not tough.

Bob's not drinking tonight, He's soft as fuck.

"Why didn't you fight that rento cop?"
"Cause he's soft as fuck"

Soft As Fuck by Deppenator January 31, 2009

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fucking soft as balls

That feeling after you shave your testicles when your testicles are really soft.

Dude this cat is fucking soft as balls

fucking soft as balls by softballs69 December 23, 2013

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