When a woman lays on her back and pulls her legs up to her chest and her malepartner sits on the back of her legs while masterbating.Upon climax (for him) she spreads her legs and vagina lips and lets him point his penis downward (while squatting) and ejaculate into her vagina.
During foreplay with your woman, sprinkle some cocaine on her sphincter and ask her to fart. Sniff as hard as possible consuming all particles of poo and cocaine.
We were on rock in Soddy gulf, things were heating up. I sprinkled a little bit of snow on her rusty Sherriffs badge and she gave me the best Soddy daisy backfire of all time.
a place in tn where roaches make homes in toilets and everyone is always angry. the drop out rate is ever increasing, and its because the teachers simply make us want to quit.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.