Skeet sock

1. a sock used to catch male ejaculation.

" man, stop leaving your skeet sock's next to the computer!"

by Armuste August 1, 2009

Sock rule

If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it.

The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.

by No socks January 20, 2018

One-Socking

Akin to the feeling of leaving the house wearing only one sock

1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly

I definitely one-socked (past tense) that essay, I hope it goes well.

I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.

by therealjacobi October 5, 2019

Awks socks

a saying to throw out there into yo convo when things get awkward.

Jackattack: Party at your house on the weekend?

Sandman: Yeah sure...but I won't be there.

Jackattack: Awks socks.

by sandysandmansanford November 8, 2011

Bastard Sock

When you are done washing and start folding your clothes, there is always one sock without a partner. This sock left behind is known as a bastard sock. Some households keep bastard sock piles/baskets, giving temporary shelter to socks that have become bastards until they can be reunited with another matching sock.

Goddamnit! I know I washed 3 pairs of socks, but now all I have is 2 pairs and one bastard sock.

by rmft November 2, 2009

socking it

When a woman is on her period and is acting like a bitch.

"Sorry guys I can't go out tonight. The wife has been socking it this week."

by familyguy April 26, 2005

Poop sock

A poop sock is a sock that is used for defecation. You must hide it from everyone, especially your mother, if she finds it you will be destroyed by space and time and will cease to exist.

Y'all gotta hide me my mom found my poop sock and she's looking for me. If she finds me i'm going to die

by ishidmypant March 20, 2019