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Sportically Challenged 

when a person is exceptionally bad at sports, he/she is sportically challenged.
Hey, guys look at that guy over there, he's missing the net every time! He must be sportically challenged.

multi-sportical

referring to when one is good at many sports
e.g holy cow you play rugby, waterpolo, soccer and netball... you are so multi-sportical
holy cow you play rugby, waterpolo, soccer and netball... you are so multi-sportical

snootball 

American football played on a surface covered by frozen precipitation. A portmanteau of the words "snow" and "football."
Kenneth: "Wow, it's like a blizzard out there!"
Jerry: "Who's up for some snootball?"
snootball by J. van Mueller December 21, 2008

Sloptical illusion

When observing a female, thought to be an 8 at the time, but in reality, a 3 is pushing it;

Losing track of time and hygiene and surrounding yourself with a whole lot of grease
"Man, is that girl hot? Or am i just having another sloptical illusion?"

"This house is one big sloptical illusion"
Sloptical illusion by Odiz January 30, 2010

Stoogical 

A nicer way to say someone is stupid or retarded.
Oh my God - these fire alarms going off every 10 minutes are so stoogical.
Stoogical by MAAC August 6, 2010

snosticles 

Dripping glops of goo found in the deepest parts of the New York City subway system. Coined by subway explorer Steve Duncan in the new documentary 'Undercity' by filmmaker Andrew Wonder.
Snosticles: like mung, only more gelatinous. :D
snosticles by Tour_Scriber January 5, 2011