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Sportically Challenged 

when a person is exceptionally bad at sports, he/she is sportically challenged.
Hey, guys look at that guy over there, he's missing the net every time! He must be sportically challenged.
Sportically Challenged by lexipullen9 November 12, 2010

multi-sportical

referring to when one is good at many sports
e.g holy cow you play rugby, waterpolo, soccer and netball... you are so multi-sportical
holy cow you play rugby, waterpolo, soccer and netball... you are so multi-sportical

snootball 

American football played on a surface covered by frozen precipitation. A portmanteau of the words "snow" and "football."
Kenneth: "Wow, it's like a blizzard out there!"
Jerry: "Who's up for some snootball?"
snootball by J. van Mueller December 21, 2008

Sloptical illusion

When observing a female, thought to be an 8 at the time, but in reality, a 3 is pushing it;

Losing track of time and hygiene and surrounding yourself with a whole lot of grease
"Man, is that girl hot? Or am i just having another sloptical illusion?"

"This house is one big sloptical illusion"
Sloptical illusion by Odiz January 30, 2010

Stoogical 

A nicer way to say someone is stupid or retarded.
Oh my God - these fire alarms going off every 10 minutes are so stoogical.
Stoogical by MAAC August 6, 2010

snosticles 

Dripping glops of goo found in the deepest parts of the New York City subway system. Coined by subway explorer Steve Duncan in the new documentary 'Undercity' by filmmaker Andrew Wonder.
Snosticles: like mung, only more gelatinous. :D
snosticles by Tour_Scriber January 5, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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