Snifftopher Columbus Share definition Flag When you take your dog out at 3am for a quick pee and it turns into a full on exploration of every leaf, twig and piece of trash in the neighborhood. I tried to take the dog out for a quick piss and he went all Snifftopher Columbus on me. Snifftopher Columbus by TwiggyZiggy March 18, 2016 Get the Snifftopher Columbus mug.