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sneaky hat

The sneaky hat, also known just as sneaky hat, is a hat that one uses to cover one's private parts shortly after getting naked. It is most commonly done in order to get a photo in front of the mirror for facebook, with the main incentive for this activity being 'the lols'. The majority of sneaky hat photos feature white, drunk men, however there are some sneaky hat photos featuring attractive specimens of the opposite sex.

After starting on the 16th november 2011 it shortly became an internet phenomenon, prompting many lols from fellow nerds on the internet.
*posts pic of sneaky hat on Facebook's sneaky hat page*
user 1: lol
user 2: wtf?
user 3: HAHAHAHAHHAHA SLUT
sneaky hat by vortexsss November 17, 2011

Sneaky hat

The sneaky hat is when someone is naked and only covers up their genitals with a hat.
- A man only covers his penis with a hat whilst naked.
Dude, Jack said that he was going to do the Sneaky hat if you gave him 5 bucks.
Sneaky hat by imsocoollike_ November 17, 2011

sneak haters 

When people that are your friends (or are supposed to be) tell you fucked up jokes right to your face, insulting fucking jokes followed by a "nah nah nah". Those people are sneak haters. NOTE: There's a thin line between fucking around with your friends which is a normal thing to do, and sneak hating. If your friends are doing this to you, they're probably also talking shit behind your back.
Man, last time I saw Joe at that party he kept making fun of my Shoes, but when I raised an issue he'd just say "I'm just kidding bro, take it easy". That fucker was sneak hating on me so hard! I'm sure he was making fun of me later at the party after I left! Can't trust those sneak haters.
sneak haters by tess tickle 00 December 3, 2018

sneakybating 

Masturbation while people are outside of your room.
I think my mom heard me sneakybating!
sneakybating by Zach Fucknowski April 19, 2016

Sneakyhandshake 

When a german guy spins you on your head and put multiple rubber fists up your ass and then shouts "NIGGERS ON THE POOP DECK"
Sneakyhandshakes are hard to find now a days.
Sneakyhandshake by Stimpered March 2, 2009

Sneakchatting

When you take a Snapchat of someone and they have no idea.
Emily was sneakchatting Amber like crazy.
Sneakchatting by Emzilla October 5, 2015
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