Snampon
A plug of cotton or the like for insertion into a nostril for absorbing snot and keeping it from dribbling down your top lip and into your mouth.
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Swampon
A swamp, a swamp of tampons usually due to an influx of women who use only one bathroom whereby constant inundation and carelessness overwhelmes the toilets and trash capacities.
Custodian: Damn. I call off one day and find a swampon going on in the ladies room?
Jane Fonda: How do you mean?
Custodian: You never noticed? Whenever you feminists, or any large gathering of women come together for that matter, you all sync up your periods and over flow the toilets and the trash receptacles creating a veritable swamp of tampons...a swampon. I've seen it before.
Jane Fonda: Good. Then clean it...and add this to the swampon so you have a place to stand. (Thuwamp) :::: Jane further contributes to the mess with her own.
Jane Fonda: How do you mean?
Custodian: You never noticed? Whenever you feminists, or any large gathering of women come together for that matter, you all sync up your periods and over flow the toilets and the trash receptacles creating a veritable swamp of tampons...a swampon. I've seen it before.
Jane Fonda: Good. Then clean it...and add this to the swampon so you have a place to stand. (Thuwamp) :::: Jane further contributes to the mess with her own.
Swampon by saint scams July 19, 2012
sampon
Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!
sampon by Turd Furguson9652 May 23, 2007
sampon
Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!
sampon by Turd Ferguson9652 May 23, 2007
Slampon
A vodka soaked tampon. Useful for getting drunk during the work day without the appearance of consuming an alcoholic beverage at your desk.
Slampon by tampaxadvice November 21, 2009
Shampon
A feminine hygiene product made of a Sham-Wow, similar to a tampon. Lasts all week and is re-usable. Turns red when done.
Slogan: (To the theme of Land of the Lost)
Sham-Sham-Sham
Sham-Sh-Sham-Shampon
Never Buy a Tampon Again!
Slogan: (To the theme of Land of the Lost)
Sham-Sham-Sham
Sham-Sh-Sham-Shampon
Never Buy a Tampon Again!
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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