Snail Boy

slowest homie out the click, says he'll be ready in 5 minutes, however takes more than 20 minutes to get ready, which is lame, therefore the term Snailboy coined.

Andy:whats taking Fox so long?!?
Richie: I dunno, we got here 30 mins ago and HE STILL AINT READY!!!!!
Andy: Yah, hes a definite Snail Boy

by Ya Boy Trax June 21, 2010

Snailboy

When someone is slow and when they droll every drop is connected in a line like a snails trail. They are healthy but slow at eating but they have mondo dukes. Also a snailboy only slides.

Look at that boy Tom, what a snail. That snail has a trail Tom. He is such a snailboy.

by Mondo Candle July 9, 2018