Snagapus

Snagapus (snag-a-puss): one being caught, entangled, entrapment, confined, detained, locked, restricted to and hopelessly ensnarled by the pubic hairs to the nappy unkempted sweaty green-liquid emitting pubes of an ugly womans mangina after a very very horny drunken hump session.

Guy1: MAN! dont EVER drink shampipple when you are already horny and need something to hump!

Guy2: Why? what happened?

Guy 1: Dude i drank a whole 42oz while i was whackn, then next thang I know i woke sreamn mercy!!

Guy 2: WHYY!

Guy 1: Maaaan, i woke up humpn Nasty Nina! then tried to get away and my pubes and bawls got all snagged up into her infested puss hairs.

Guy 2: Dang man! that shit's leechie! dont you know not to hit that!? NEVER ever ever hump a "SnagaPus"!!

by good thang man March 18, 2011

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snagopuss

a vag with tentacles and extremely sharp teeth. It will devour anything in sight.

Charlie: see that timid and awkward girl over there??
Rob: Yea, what about her?
Charlie: She has a massive snagopuss, everyone's seen her feed it chicken drumsticks at lunchtime

by dorinonimo June 15, 2009

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Swagapus

The octopus God of all things swag worshiped by the THE CLUB, a semi-secret association made to please the almighty Swagapus so that he will not drop from the ocean heaven and claim our souls and worse, our swag. Swagapus is often seen with his smaller companion Swerveward the squid God of swerve.

Long live Swagapus.

Yolo Swagapus

Swiggity Swaggity Swooggy I'm coming for dat octopus

by Swagapus November 26, 2014

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