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Snagapus 

Snagapus (snag-a-puss): one being caught, entangled, entrapment, confined, detained, locked, restricted to and hopelessly ensnarled by the pubic hairs to the nappy unkempted sweaty green-liquid emitting pubes of an ugly womans mangina after a very very horny drunken hump session.
Guy1: MAN! dont EVER drink shampipple when you are already horny and need something to hump!

Guy2: Why? what happened?

Guy 1: Dude i drank a whole 42oz while i was whackn, then next thang I know i woke sreamn mercy!!

Guy 2: WHYY!

Guy 1: Maaaan, i woke up humpn Nasty Nina! then tried to get away and my pubes and bawls got all snagged up into her infested puss hairs.

Guy 2: Dang man! that shit's leechie! dont you know not to hit that!? NEVER ever ever hump a "SnagaPus"!!
Snagapus by good thang man March 18, 2011
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snagopuss 

a vag with tentacles and extremely sharp teeth. It will devour anything in sight.
Charlie: see that timid and awkward girl over there??
Rob: Yea, what about her?
Charlie: She has a massive snagopuss, everyone's seen her feed it chicken drumsticks at lunchtime
snagopuss by dorinonimo June 15, 2009
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Swagapus 

The octopus God of all things swag worshiped by the THE CLUB, a semi-secret association made to please the almighty Swagapus so that he will not drop from the ocean heaven and claim our souls and worse, our swag. Swagapus is often seen with his smaller companion Swerveward the squid God of swerve.
Long live Swagapus.

Yolo Swagapus

Swiggity Swaggity Swooggy I'm coming for dat octopus
Swagapus by Swagapus November 26, 2014
A whore of a woman whose vagina has been used so much that it droops down.
"Why are you being such a sangapuss? I'm tired of seeing your naked pictures all over the internet!"
Sangapuss by Ilikeadasangapuss April 25, 2009

Swagapus 

Hey, look at that swagapus.
Swagapus by ElfLady80 June 16, 2013

snagalpuss 

a girls dirty vag that has a tooth in place of the clitorous...that's right a tooth. Dirtay
last night i was bumpin dis bitch and she had a mah fuckin snagalpuss yo!
snagalpuss by Joel Johnson June 13, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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