Snackrobat 

A person who carries and consumes food items while engaging in activities which usually require both hands, thus jeopardizing both the activity and the food in hand.

Is Jim eating nachos while installing the new servers?

Yeah, but don't worry... he's a snackrobat.

Snackrobat by Jimmy Joe Meager August 5, 2010

snackerbating 

Eating snack foods while masterbating. Particularly popular with Cheetos, which can result in orange dick, or "od".

me: how come you didn't show up at the bar last night?
you: I was too busy snackerbating and ended up with a bad case of od.

snackerbating by bikerag August 25, 2006

Snackoback 

To have a snack whil lying on your back.

Yo man! He had a snackoback!

Snackoback by Joel227 July 19, 2007

Slackrobatics

(slak-roh-bat-iks) n. - The art of flipping between screens/tasks to look busy while doing nothing of value.

John's slackrobatics were a sight to behold - turning 'not-working' into an art form worthy of cirque du soleil.

Slackrobatics by anonymous November 11, 2025

Sacrobatics 

When you're trying to scoop out the last few crumbs of dope from the corner of your sack.

Sacrobatics are required when collecting those rainy day sympathy crumbs.

Sacrobatics by Neniwarrior July 1, 2019

Snackopath 

A Snackopath is a psychopath for a snack. It’s that person you become when you’re all amped up, after a couple of hits or drinks, and you feel like you might eat your arm off but you just wanna have any snack that salty or sweet. Anything and you’ll stop at nothing to get it.

Jill had a long day of travel and when she got to my house she was a complete snackopath - she ate a whole bag of stale chips dipping them in peanut butter.

Snackopath by JBH721 December 12, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005