Smurggle

An amazing friend female or male. One of the coolest people you have ever met absolutely gorgeous and will never say no to a good time. Smurggles are also super intelligent so one must use caution not to insult a Smurggle as they are amongst other things very strong. Be warned that smurggles can also have unworldly strong effects on members of the opposite sex. Most repart a feeling of utter helplessness in trying to get the Smurggle off there mind. They are the most emazing lovers on planet earth and some say the gallaxy however know one knows for sure because the Smurggle is so rare only the luckiest of humans gets to experience one. And most importly once your with a Smurggle and trust a Smurggle and the Smurggle trusts you you will have not only an amazing person in your life but the makings for some of the best times you can have on planet earth.

Katie is such a Smurggle.

I went out last night and I don't know what happend to me I think I was drugged. I can't get him/her off my mind.... Must have been a Smurggle

by Fantasticpatato August 29, 2012

Turtle Smuggler

In Australian culture, a man or woman with a pot belly, or beer gut, giving the appearance of hiding a turtle under their shirt.

Brian’s pot belly makes him look like a turtle smuggler.

by Aussie Turtle Smuggler November 28, 2019

raisin smuggler

noun: Woman with nipples erect, and showing through clothing.

It was cold this morning, raisin smugglers everywhere.

by driftwoody March 24, 2006

stottie smuggler

Referring to someone's stomach hanging out the bottom of there t-shirt, so that it looks like a large greggs stottie they've tried to steal by hiding it up the t-shirt
a north east of England slang word for a fat person wearing clothes far too small that there fat stomach hangs out looking like a large flat bread, they might also be said to baguette breasts

Look at Chris, he's got to be a XXXL. The fat c#*ts wearing a medium, he looks like a stottie smuggler

by duringthewar April 9, 2015

plum smugglers

A pair of Men's shorts so small and tight that it looks like he is smuggling a pair of plums (testicles)

A good example of plum smugglers are old school basketball shorts or Lt. Dangle's shorts on Reno 911.

by Erwin Finklemore November 1, 2007

budgie smuggler

male speedos (ie: brief/undies style swimmers).

"haha! check out will, it looks like he's smuggling budgies in there!"

by Kriz October 26, 2003

Smuggler's Den

Smugglers den is an act of sexual deviance wherein a man inserts his testicles into the anus of his female partner.
Most often when the balls are removed the exclamation "BOOYAH!" will be yelled.

-That chick is so freaky, she's down with the Smuggler's Den!
-Have you ever tried the Smuggler's Den? No, I don't think I could fit my balls in her ass.

by bob123 November 24, 2006