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Smurggle 

An amazing friend female or male. One of the coolest people you have ever met absolutely gorgeous and will never say no to a good time. Smurggles are also super intelligent so one must use caution not to insult a Smurggle as they are amongst other things very strong. Be warned that smurggles can also have unworldly strong effects on members of the opposite sex. Most repart a feeling of utter helplessness in trying to get the Smurggle off there mind. They are the most emazing lovers on planet earth and some say the gallaxy however know one knows for sure because the Smurggle is so rare only the luckiest of humans gets to experience one. And most importly once your with a Smurggle and trust a Smurggle and the Smurggle trusts you you will have not only an amazing person in your life but the makings for some of the best times you can have on planet earth.
Katie is such a Smurggle.

I went out last night and I don't know what happend to me I think I was drugged. I can't get him/her off my mind.... Must have been a Smurggle
Smurggle by Fantasticpatato August 29, 2012
Words you can keep

Turtle Smuggler 

In Australian culture, a man or woman with a pot belly, or beer gut, giving the appearance of hiding a turtle under their shirt.
Brian’s pot belly makes him look like a turtle smuggler.

raisin smuggler 

noun: Woman with nipples erect, and showing through clothing.
It was cold this morning, raisin smugglers everywhere.
raisin smuggler by driftwoody March 24, 2006

stottie smuggler 

Referring to someone's stomach hanging out the bottom of there t-shirt, so that it looks like a large greggs stottie they've tried to steal by hiding it up the t-shirt
a north east of England slang word for a fat person wearing clothes far too small that there fat stomach hangs out looking like a large flat bread, they might also be said to baguette breasts
Look at Chris, he's got to be a XXXL. The fat c#*ts wearing a medium, he looks like a stottie smuggler

plum smugglers 

A pair of Men's shorts so small and tight that it looks like he is smuggling a pair of plums (testicles)
A good example of plum smugglers are old school basketball shorts or Lt. Dangle's shorts on Reno 911.
plum smugglers by Erwin Finklemore November 1, 2007

budgie smuggler 

male speedos (ie: brief/undies style swimmers).
"haha! check out will, it looks like he's smuggling budgies in there!"
budgie smuggler by Kriz October 26, 2003

Smuggler's Den 

Smugglers den is an act of sexual deviance wherein a man inserts his testicles into the anus of his female partner.
Most often when the balls are removed the exclamation "BOOYAH!" will be yelled.
-That chick is so freaky, she's down with the Smuggler's Den!
-Have you ever tried the Smuggler's Den? No, I don't think I could fit my balls in her ass.
Smuggler's Den by bob123 November 24, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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