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Smurggle 

An amazing friend female or male. One of the coolest people you have ever met absolutely gorgeous and will never say no to a good time. Smurggles are also super intelligent so one must use caution not to insult a Smurggle as they are amongst other things very strong. Be warned that smurggles can also have unworldly strong effects on members of the opposite sex. Most repart a feeling of utter helplessness in trying to get the Smurggle off there mind. They are the most emazing lovers on planet earth and some say the gallaxy however know one knows for sure because the Smurggle is so rare only the luckiest of humans gets to experience one. And most importly once your with a Smurggle and trust a Smurggle and the Smurggle trusts you you will have not only an amazing person in your life but the makings for some of the best times you can have on planet earth.
Katie is such a Smurggle.

I went out last night and I don't know what happend to me I think I was drugged. I can't get him/her off my mind.... Must have been a Smurggle
Smurggle by Fantasticpatato August 29, 2012
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Turtle Smuggler 

In Australian culture, a man or woman with a pot belly, or beer gut, giving the appearance of hiding a turtle under their shirt.
Brian’s pot belly makes him look like a turtle smuggler.

raisin smuggler 

noun: Woman with nipples erect, and showing through clothing.
It was cold this morning, raisin smugglers everywhere.
raisin smuggler by driftwoody March 24, 2006

stottie smuggler 

Referring to someone's stomach hanging out the bottom of there t-shirt, so that it looks like a large greggs stottie they've tried to steal by hiding it up the t-shirt
a north east of England slang word for a fat person wearing clothes far too small that there fat stomach hangs out looking like a large flat bread, they might also be said to baguette breasts
Look at Chris, he's got to be a XXXL. The fat c#*ts wearing a medium, he looks like a stottie smuggler

plum smugglers 

A pair of Men's shorts so small and tight that it looks like he is smuggling a pair of plums (testicles)
A good example of plum smugglers are old school basketball shorts or Lt. Dangle's shorts on Reno 911.
plum smugglers by Erwin Finklemore November 1, 2007

budgie smuggler 

male speedos (ie: brief/undies style swimmers).
"haha! check out will, it looks like he's smuggling budgies in there!"
budgie smuggler by Kriz October 26, 2003

Smuggler's Den 

Smugglers den is an act of sexual deviance wherein a man inserts his testicles into the anus of his female partner.
Most often when the balls are removed the exclamation "BOOYAH!" will be yelled.
-That chick is so freaky, she's down with the Smuggler's Den!
-Have you ever tried the Smuggler's Den? No, I don't think I could fit my balls in her ass.
Smuggler's Den by bob123 November 24, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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