A slang term for the blue football shaped 1 Mg Alparzolam (Xanax) Tablets
Hey man do you know where I can grab some smurf turds? I'm trying to gets swayzed!
by SuburbanShaman April 4, 2011
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dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point
Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

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Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."
by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010
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