When a really horny girl gets off by collecting the sweat from a fat man's folds into a cup, before proceeding to drink it in a sexual fashion. Can also be done vice-versa, although this would be called a "Smoochie Mommy".
Brittany: Hey Pete, can I perform a Smoochie Daddy on you? Pete: Sure Brittany, let me just lift up my shirt first. Brittany(After collecting and drinking the sweat): Mmm, tastes just like last week's. Pete: Well, why wouldn't it? I only ever shower once a year.
by Muferrucker June 12, 2017
Breakdown:
Term: Smoochie Daddë
Smoochie → Smoo-chee
Daddë → Dad-ay (the "ë" gives it that soft, slightly elevated “ay” ending)
Smoochie Daddy - A top tier Dad who is the calm in chaos. Heart in hand. Backbone like iron. Soft where it counts, strong where it’s needed. He gives his all—even when it’s all gone.
Term: Smoochie Daddë
Smoochie → Smoo-chee
Daddë → Dad-ay (the "ë" gives it that soft, slightly elevated “ay” ending)
Smoochie Daddy - A top tier Dad who is the calm in chaos. Heart in hand. Backbone like iron. Soft where it counts, strong where it’s needed. He gives his all—even when it’s all gone.
Smoochie Daddy:
"It’s 3 a.m. The baby’s screaming. Mom’s drained. The bottles aren’t washed.
Without a word, he’s up—swaying in the dark, singing off-key lullabies with a toddler on his chest and spit-up on his shirt.
In the morning, he’s dressed, packed the daycare bag, kissed two foreheads, and left a note on the counter that says, “You’re doing amazing. I’ve got dinner tonight.”
He does—no need to ask. That’s a Smoochie Daddë, doesn’t need applause—his presence is the proof.
"It’s 3 a.m. The baby’s screaming. Mom’s drained. The bottles aren’t washed.
Without a word, he’s up—swaying in the dark, singing off-key lullabies with a toddler on his chest and spit-up on his shirt.
In the morning, he’s dressed, packed the daycare bag, kissed two foreheads, and left a note on the counter that says, “You’re doing amazing. I’ve got dinner tonight.”
He does—no need to ask. That’s a Smoochie Daddë, doesn’t need applause—his presence is the proof.
by Smoochie Dadde June 05, 2025