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Your nans stinky, sweaty clit on a hot summers day.

Mmmm tasty ;)
Nanny can I rub your smokey bacon.
by Josh and Kieran from your home November 15, 2018
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy
by jamesthebaconsmoker August 02, 2011
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