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Smokey Bacon

Your nans stinky, sweaty clit on a hot summers day.

Mmmm tasty ;)
Nanny can I rub your smokey bacon.
by Josh and Kieran from your home November 15, 2018
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Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy
by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011
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Wanna get some smokey bacon for tonight bro?
by Dr Pot November 2, 2013
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'smokey bacon' complex

The unwavering guilt of maintaining a vegetarian diet while simultaneously possessing a magnetic attraction to the consumption of the 'smokey bacon' variety of chip flavors.
"I always feel like people are judging me at the grocery store and when I buy meat-flavored chips; it's as if they know all my soy and fresh vegetable products are all lies. It's then that I remember no one gives a flying fuck what kind of chips I buy, and this is just my 'smokey bacon' complex talking."
by MshrmMiKE October 19, 2011
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smoke my bacon

used in atlanta awhile back,which means,"suck my dick".
a mans dick or "penis" is also known as meat, so bacon is meat. Say you were at the dinner table and someone say something you dont like,instead of saying, "suck my dick" out loud and being rude, just be polite and say, "smoke my bacon".
by Ocho Suerte February 11, 2009
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smoke some bacon

The act of performing oral sex on a man. The term is used in a pejorative context and can be used as a sharp retort to an insult directed at you
"John you are so dumb"
"Bill, go smoke some bacon"
by solestar May 27, 2013
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