Smokey Bacon
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Smokey Bacon
Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
Smokey Bacon by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011
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Smokey Bacon by Dr Pot November 2, 2013
'smokey bacon' complex
The unwavering guilt of maintaining a vegetarian diet while simultaneously possessing a magnetic attraction to the consumption of the 'smokey bacon' variety of chip flavors.
"I always feel like people are judging me at the grocery store and when I buy meat-flavored chips; it's as if they know all my soy and fresh vegetable products are all lies. It's then that I remember no one gives a flying fuck what kind of chips I buy, and this is just my 'smokey bacon' complex talking."
'smokey bacon' complex by MshrmMiKE October 19, 2011
smoke my bacon
a mans dick or "penis" is also known as meat, so bacon is meat. Say you were at the dinner table and someone say something you dont like,instead of saying, "suck my dick" out loud and being rude, just be polite and say, "smoke my bacon".
smoke my bacon by Ocho Suerte February 11, 2009
smoke some bacon
The act of performing oral sex on a man. The term is used in a pejorative context and can be used as a sharp retort to an insult directed at you
smoke some bacon by solestar May 27, 2013
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