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Smexy Mexican

An attractive person that is usually but not always of mexican descent.

Someone who is a Smexy Mexican is two or more of the following: attractive, kind, physically built, rich, intelligent, has an attractive voice or foreign accent.

A Smexy Mexican is used to describe anyone who: sweeps you off your feet, is desired as a partner, is underappriciated, or any of the above qualities.

In short, anyone who is Smexy, Mexican, and/or a combination of these things.
Maddie: Dude, that Jesus is one Smexy Mexican.
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Sexy Mexican 

A sexy Mexican person with a voice like smooth chocolate love and enjoys singing in choirs. They also like to take jokes just that little bit too far into being inappropriate
Chloe: Look at Dennis go, he's really rocking choir today

Tom: Well.......he is a sexy Mexican
Sexy Mexican by GingerMan89 January 27, 2011

Sexy Mexican 

A very sexy, adorable man. Usually with dark brown eyes you get lost in, and gorgeous dark curly hair. Often he has a beard or at least a goatee. May or may not actually be Mexican, but looks enough like one that semantics shouldn't matter. Very good at everything he does, be it car repair, bed refurbishing, or auto detailing. Super smart (and not afraid to tell you so!) and he knows his way around a computer. Especially a computer that isn't his. Known to occasionally carjack when he isn't busy zipping around town on his motorcycle. Some Sexy Mexicans are so hot and so Sexy you may feel compelled to drive around town aimlessly for hours at a time, with the hopes of a five-second Sexy Mexican sighting. Then you can feel good about yourself knowing the day has been worthwhile. Very elusive creature, rarely has a Sexy Mexican been captured, although legend says a certain beautiful woman has come very close to nailing him. Some even say she has nailed him a few times, though others disagree. Sexy Mexican tends to enjoy sushi and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Not at the same time, usually. Certain Sexy Mexicans might be named Shawn, but that is up for debate as well.
"Sexy Mexican rode by on his bike, while I sat with my wrecked Toyota waiting on a tow truck"

"I'm certain I saw Sexy Mexican ride by while I was being detained by police."

"Emily, what's wrong?" "Oh nothing. Just depressed about the elusive Sexy Mexican, as usual."
Sexy Mexican by Mrs.SexyMexican December 7, 2016

Sexy Mexican 

a man, mexican or not, who can sing La Bamba and can pelvic thrust and is hot
Wow. That sexy mexican sure can dance.
Sexy Mexican by bob333 May 5, 2007

Sexy time Mexican 

A mexi that likes to be sexy
Bro she a sexy time Mexican

No way a real stm
Ya man
Sexy time Mexican by TAquaagina June 25, 2019
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