Smelmo

1. A cross between Smella and Elmo. This furry friend often lets off a repugnent smell whilst talking in an extremely high pitched voice - hence the Elmo.

Symptoms of "being a Smelmo" are heightened when eating curry and drinking alcohol.

It is a condition that is to be treated with caution as the victim may become hostile.

"Look at that crazy bitch, she's such a smelmo!"

or

"Help me doctor, I'm being a smelmo!"

by Chuck9870 August 25, 2009

Smellodrama

A smellodrama is an emotional overreaction to a mess or smelly situation.

Susie served up a screaming, crying smellodrama when the toilet overflowed.

by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.

as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

by McBikmik April 30, 2019

Smemory

1.) A memory acknowledged by a smell 2.) A momento characterized by a unique scent or aroma 3.) A sudden rememberance of a person, place, thing, or time jogged by the sense of smell

"Bob's house gave me a smemory of a bathroom at a ballpark when I was a kid"
"Whoa, big smemories of my ex when I went through Macy's"

by MrKendall November 4, 2013

smegmolised

After not cleaning your penis for 6 months, you stand above your partner and open wide. If your partner ends up completely covered in smegma then you have “smegmolised” her

Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”

Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”

by Women Moment September 17, 2020

Smelon

An adjective used to describe anyone who has negative personality traits. It is an abreviation of the words smelly and melon.

Person: I can’t believe how stupid you are. You’re such a smelon!
Smelon: Haha I am a smelon

by Lacaswetty June 14, 2018

smegmosis

Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.

Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.

Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.

Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?

by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008