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Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
Smashed Bag of Assholes by 4tuna August 23, 2014
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A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

bag of smashed assholes 

term used to describe an extreme hangover or other state of ill health.
" how was last night?"
" it was crazy, but i feel like a bag of smashed assholes today."
bag of smashed assholes by ffejtable December 13, 2006

bag of smashed assholes 

how one feels after a night of too much booze and dope, and too little sleep
"i woke up in a ditch, and i want to puke, i pretty much feel like a bag of smashed assholes"

A bag of smashed assholes 

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.
Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"