Smartive

Despite the name, smartive is actually the sarcastic version of smart. Calling someone smartive is actually calling them a dumb ass

You thought 4+4 was 6? Wow, you're so smartive

by Bird-is-the-Word March 27, 2015

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Smartied

To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.

Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.

by Meighan22 January 30, 2009

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Smarties Cereal

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...

Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)

by Hat-face November 8, 2011

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Smarties Smoke

When someone (typically teens 13-17) crush smarties and puff the sugary powder out of their mouth imitating cigarette smoke

hey want to go for a smarties smoke?

psh duh! it will be totally trippy

by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009

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Stella asks, "My old man's having a party tonight and he needs some smarties. I know it's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone."
One-Two replies, "Sorry, love, that's not my thing"
- "RockNRolla" (film, 2008)

by roglewis April 22, 2009

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