Slutility is a slut with the power to do more than one thing at once; a whore that provides a public service with much to offer, but be warned, for she is the kind of person who would fuck someone in the ass and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach around. She is most likely to constantly cheat on you, but will not have sex with you, and may also be interested in bestiality. She will consistently lie and blame you for everything when she is conscience of what really happened but, lies to people to make you look bad and gets mad when people see through the lies. She is a user and will try to force you to change who you really are (i.e. emo rock-star into a country bumpkin), and uses others to try to enforce the fact that you did wrong when everyone knows you were the innocent one. She will most likely act like an immature child, and thinks whatever she does is okay and that she can do nothing wrong and everyone else is at fault, when the reality is that she fucks up 100% of the time and all you do is wait on her hand and foot.
by cjx3 March 19, 2014
(noun) The degree or percentage to which one is a slut or exhibits slutty behavior compared to all others. For example, if you have a slutile of 76, this means you slut more than 76% of others.
by Nubile Hag September 20, 2022