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Sloth Girl

A girl with ugly ass ears, really short, preberably brown curly hair (frizzy) runs really weird and slow. Also she likes to thinks that a lot of people are her friends but they actually aren't. Trys to fit in and say "cool" stuff. Has an annoying voice. Face resembles a sloth or looks down syndrone, but actually is not. Also cannot dance. Now that is a sloth girl for you.
Sloth Girl by sharebear210 November 23, 2010
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Sloth Girlfriend 

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."

Slothgile 

When your organization is as agile as a sloth
Those corporates are so slothgile, it takes ages to deliver something
Slothgile by Clydee May 22, 2018