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1.Ruining a joke by explaining out the punchline of said joke. 2.To needless add captions to pictures that don't require them.

3.To make a webcomic using the most base form of humor that any idiot would understand and then explain why its funny.
"Knock Knock"
"who's there"
"Boo."
"Boo who?"
"Why are you crying? See what i did there. i got you to make a sound like you were crying so that i could then make fun of you for it"
"Way to Slimred that joke."
Slimred by Shavenites December 20, 2009
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Slimed Out 

to get crossed or back doored mostly after you did something foul or suspicious
He was moving fishy so he got slimed out.
Slimed Out by popular loner ¡ January 15, 2021

slimedupmike 

Slimedupmike is the nicest and funniest person you could ever be in contact with.
Mike is famous for his iconic wink and his beautiful smile and his curly hair
Omg Slimedupmike is soooo cute
Look at Slimedupmike’s wink
slimedupmike by AkaLocalWeirdo July 30, 2020
To get played, and or play somebody.
yooooo, i got slimed so bad, im so mad at "insert name here".
Slimed by A Dude that figured it out. November 17, 2017
to be slired is to be tired and lazy, most importantly lazy. a person could claim that they are too slired to go play basketball if they are laying on a comfortable couch watching tv, even if they would like to play. it mostly just means that a person is comfortable and unwilling to move.
sam: lets go to albertsons
double: im too slired
max: yeah, we're slired
sam: come on you lazy bastards
double and max: but we're sliiiiiiired
sam: fuck you guys, im leaving
slired by scp February 19, 2005
I've been up since 5 and now I'm slired
slired by OG77 November 16, 2010

slimedupmike 

a tiktoker known for his lip sync videos. he winks, has a beautiful smile and damaged curls
OMG! ITS THE SLIMEDUPMIKE AND HIS DAMAGED CURLS!!
slimedupmike by brentfaiyazfxn05 December 28, 2020
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Respectfully 

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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