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Slauther 

Pronounced slo-u-th-r. Talk bad or in an insulting manner about someone in authority. To mock a leader or boss so blatantly it may constitute a criminal offence.
Variations also include "slauthe" which means the same but in a third person instructive way. To be instructed to "slauther" one will have to tell you to "slauthe" them.
"Slauthery, Slauthered, Slauthering"
"We may not always agree with the president but that's no excuse for slauthering him"
"The way Nicki Minaj} indirectly slauthered Iggy Azalea was childish"
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When the buscuit in the KFC $5 fill up deal is covered in grease, it is sluthered.
Joe: hey man is that the KFC $5 fill up?
Jim: yea dude this buscuit is extra sluthered
Sluther by Nicwilson November 15, 2016

Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.
"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week
Slatherfest by Nik Balash May 18, 2009
A seemingly innocuous term used by amateur recipe writers to describe smearing stuff on their meats.
Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant.

Ooh so good!
Slather by Dogma mama December 26, 2017

slather ass 

Beyond lazy. Completely unmotivated and sloppy.
Teddy: Mike hasn't lifted a finger to clean the apartment. All he does is sleep and eat.

Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.
slather ass by BMush April 26, 2008

slathering the fish 

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

Slanther 

A sly-panther. Any person who follows or stalks their "prey" waiting for the perfect time to strike. The slanthers presence is usually unknown to his/her victim.
Person #1: "Yo did you see Mark hiding in the bushes waiting for Justin to pass?"

Person #2: "Yaa b, I didn't even see him until he jumped on Justins back."

Person #1: "Marks such a slanther"
Slanther by Uni Guy November 26, 2009