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Slappy Joe

The extreme pain due to a high-velocity impact between the male scrotum and the inner thigh flab. This usually occurs when playing intense sports such as ping-pong, or doing jumping jacks. The resulting sound is a high-pitched, incredibly loud slapping noise.
Person 1: Owww, I just had a slappy joe!

Person 2: ....I am so sorry. Here, take a Vicodin.
Slappy Joe by SlappyJoesHurt December 30, 2011

Slappy Joe

When you grab a hand full of sweet from your balls, then slap someone in the face.
Bro I just Slappy Joe'd this bitch for talking to my chick.
Slappy Joe by SummerStar23 February 3, 2021

Sloppy Joe Buns 

Little bit of poop stuck in the butt crack. You know when it's there, itchy and uncomfortable.
That man has horrible Sloppy Joe Buns.
I had SJB for hours today.

sideways sloppy joe 

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

Sideways Sloppy-Joe 

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.
With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.
Sideways Sloppy-Joe by Shane December 9, 2004

sideways sloppy joe 

sideways sloppy joe by cigaray January 2, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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