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Is a person who loves to talk. Slapjaw is communication using your voice. Slapjaw can be used to say an individual talks too much. Slapjaw can also be used as to describe a conversation between two or more people saying they are talking nonsense. I was given the name Slapjaw cause I love to talk,
That guy likes to slapjaw he wont stop talking. Hey buddy we got off on the wrong foot we need to slapjaw to clear the air. That group of people are talking all kinds of slapjaw, they need to get a feather and pass it around and whoever has the feather can speak no one else can slaojaw with out the feather.
Slapjaw by Slapjaw November 20, 2013
Words you can keep
1: A boyfrind or significant other. A man.
2: a penis. Opposite of minkjaw.
Have you ever seen a rose of pink,
When evry time slapjaw stank.
There will be a room,
Full of roses.
slapjaw by ANTBO! September 30, 2010

Seattle Slapjack 

When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.
He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.
Seattle Slapjack by Truckdriver April 14, 2009
The act of ejaculating on ones hand and then slapping another person in the face.
Today I gave Melinda a Slapjack after that bitch ate the last hot pocket.
Slapjack by BWeezyAflo January 2, 2011

Slapjamma 

1. a term of endearment or ridicule from a friend or enemy
2. a word Clevon continously thought was "snapjamma"
3. the password to Clevon's wireless network
1. That Slapjamma over there shit all over the bushes

What's happening, Slapjamma?
2. Clevon: What's the password to get on the wireless? Is it "snapjamma"?

Chibbles: No, for the one millionth time its SLAPJAMMA! You don't snap a jamma. You slap them.
3. Example evidenced in #2
Slapjamma by Nebtastic July 12, 2010

Arizona SlapJack 

The act of slapping a woman after intercorse with a used condom.
"Dude, I gave her a nasty Arizona Slapjack when I was done. it made the plop noise and everything"
Arizona SlapJack by JoeGrizzly October 21, 2011

dildo slapjack

A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.
That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche
dildo slapjack by Alex Krycek June 2, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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