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Slapjaw

Is a person who loves to talk. Slapjaw is communication using your voice. Slapjaw can be used to say an individual talks too much. Slapjaw can also be used as to describe a conversation between two or more people saying they are talking nonsense. I was given the name Slapjaw cause I love to talk,
That guy likes to slapjaw he wont stop talking. Hey buddy we got off on the wrong foot we need to slapjaw to clear the air. That group of people are talking all kinds of slapjaw, they need to get a feather and pass it around and whoever has the feather can speak no one else can slaojaw with out the feather.
by Slapjaw November 20, 2013
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slapjaw

1: A boyfrind or significant other. A man.
2: a penis. Opposite of minkjaw.
Have you ever seen a rose of pink,
When evry time slapjaw stank.
There will be a room,
Full of roses.
by ANTBO! September 30, 2010
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Seattle Slapjack

When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.
He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.
by Truckdriver April 14, 2009
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Slapjack

The act of ejaculating on ones hand and then slapping another person in the face.
Today I gave Melinda a Slapjack after that bitch ate the last hot pocket.
by BWeezyAflo January 2, 2011
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Slapjamma

1. a term of endearment or ridicule from a friend or enemy
2. a word Clevon continously thought was "snapjamma"
3. the password to Clevon's wireless network
1. That Slapjamma over there shit all over the bushes

What's happening, Slapjamma?
2. Clevon: What's the password to get on the wireless? Is it "snapjamma"?

Chibbles: No, for the one millionth time its SLAPJAMMA! You don't snap a jamma. You slap them.
3. Example evidenced in #2
by Nebtastic July 12, 2010
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Arizona SlapJack

The act of slapping a woman after intercorse with a used condom.
"Dude, I gave her a nasty Arizona Slapjack when I was done. it made the plop noise and everything"
by JoeGrizzly October 21, 2011
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dildo slapjack

A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.
That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche
by Alex Krycek June 2, 2019
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